Another New Face at Vintage Software

We were looking for a new programmer with crazy skills (or should that be skillz?) and we found Jared.  I just wanted to take a moment and welcome him to the team.  You can't tell from this amazing picture taken with the utmost clarity, but his office is bare.  Oh wait, maybe you can tell.  Jared, you need some pictures!

UPDATE
Ok, so some people (ahem...Dan) weren't happy with the phone quality image above.  Here is an updated image that is maybe a little more clear.  Still no pictures though Jared.  What's the deal?